How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.
  1. austinnorth reblogged this from ron-swansons-tardis
  2. stina22814 reblogged this from sugar-nextdoor
  3. princesspoppet reblogged this from arrghigiveup
  4. aquietpersonwithaloudmind reblogged this from unseelieprince
  5. insignificantintheeyesoffate reblogged this from theravenlikeawritingdesk
  6. glitteratibaby reblogged this from justinbeiberscellmate
  7. thescampii reblogged this from australiansanta
  8. vtovm reblogged this from sydneywallaby
  9. wholockmerpsy reblogged this from nerdyspecs-and-baskerville
  10. clitzhit reblogged this from kittycaterina
  11. adderallapocalypse reblogged this from official-mens-frights-activist
  12. ascrazyasyourmom reblogged this from suck-my-dildo
  13. theravenlikeawritingdesk reblogged this from unseelieprince
  14. pandaqueenofpotatoland reblogged this from sydneywallaby
  15. theparadoxymoron reblogged this from liamdryden
  16. usarethedumbones reblogged this from 1norsk1
  17. shesaidyougotmewrong reblogged this from ifonlytherewassomeoneouttherewho
  18. guernsey-day reblogged this from mulier-infamis
  19. sydneywallaby reblogged this from aduhm
  20. mulier-infamis reblogged this from friso1990
  21. mitchellwoodnt reblogged this from moosicus
  22. brycebosski reblogged this from mikaykaykayla
  23. friso1990 reblogged this from pagelan
  24. manic-pixie-queer-girl reblogged this from blackmagicalgirlmisandry
  25. lameassdork reblogged this from thy-pariahs
  26. mikaykaykayla reblogged this from diacrazy
  27. techno-gal reblogged this from warchirf
  28. sad-eyed-lady-of-the-low-lands reblogged this from my-little-release
  29. pityphish reblogged this from simplyitstiring
  30. my-little-release reblogged this from vitaaphobia
  31. diacrazy reblogged this from sadbutstillhungry